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Setiap hari Isnin & Rabu (ROAD)
Tarikh: Setiap hari Jumaat (Takde hantu: OFFROAD/ Ada hantu: ROAD)
Masa kumpul: 9.00 malam
Lokasi kumpul: Parking lot Klinik Syifa (depan pintu utama UPSI)
Masa Tayar Golek: Lepas semua dah tak sabo..
Trail road: Tg Malim-Proton City-Behrang Stesen-Changkat Asa-Tg Malim
Trail offroad:
Tg Malim -Ladang Behrang-Behrang 2020-Behrang Stesen-Kg Kelawar-Kg Lambak-Tg Malim

28 April 2011 (Sabtu)
Destinasi: FRIM (Start dari Hospital Kusta, Sungai Buluh)
Masa kumpul: 7.30 pagi
Lokasi kumpul: Mamak 24 jam, Tanjung Malim
Masa Keta Golek: Lepas roti telo masuk perut
Ketua rombongan: Abad
Pesanan Kak Limah:
Awak nak tolak je sampai Heli Pad

Peta laluan "Road" :

Peta laluan "Off-Road Malam" (agak2 saja daa) :

:: Jangan lupa bawak air, minyak urat, tiub, tools & reflektor tau ::
:: Jangan lupa tukar bateri & pasang segala jenis lampu lip-lap, kalimantang, spot light, lampu jalan, etc. tau! ::
:: Jangan lupa ajak jiran-jiran yang lawa sekali tau! ::


Khamis, 15 Januari 2009

MTB jokes.... (2)

You are a bike addict when: (2)

You hear someone had a crash and your first question is "How's the bike?"

You have stopped even trying to explain to your wife why you need two bikes ...you just go buy another one and figure it will all work out in the divorce settlement.

You convert your car's brake & gas pedals to clipless.

You see nothing wrong with discussing the connection between hydration and urine color.

You find your Shimano touring shoes to be more comfortable and stylish than your gunboat sneakers.

You refuse to buy a couch because that patch of wallspace is taken up by the bike.

You have more money invested in your bike clothes than in the rest of your combined wardrobe.

Biker chick means black spandex, not leather, and a Marinoni, not a Harley.

The "four cheeseburgers and four large French Fries" is for you.

You see a fit, tanned, Lycra-clad young woman ride by, and the first thing you check out is her bicycle.

You empathize with the roadkill.

Despite all that winter weight you put on, you'll skim weight by buying titanium components.

You use wax on your chain, but not on your car.

Your first course when you eat out is a large banana split.

You yell "On Your Left!" when passing another car.

You yell "Hole!" when you see a pothole while driving your car.

Your bike has more miles on its computer then your car's odometer.

Your bikes are worth more than your car.

You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bike(s) to fit.

When you move to a new area the first thing you look for is a bike shop.

You have more bike jerseys than dress shirts.

You take your bike along when you shop for a car - just to make sure the bike will fit inside.

You start yelling at cars to "hold your line."

You view crashes as an opportunity to upgrade components.

You clean your bike(s) more often then your car.

You and your significant other have and wear identical riding clothes.

You can tell your wife, with a straight face that it's to hot to mow the lawn and then bike off for a century.

You regard inter-gender discussion of your genital pain/size/shape/utility as normal.

Your New Years resolution is to put more miles on your bike than your car, and you do it.

You know your cadence, but you have no idea what your speed is.

When driving your car you lean over the steering wheel, just like an aerobar.

Your kids bring a rear derailleur to "Show & Tell".

Your car sits outside your garage because your garage is full of bikes and cycling gear.

You tailgate a semi-trailer to get the drafting effect.

You know your Bike Nashbar customer number by heart.

You have a four digit Bike Nashbar customer number.

There is no time like the present, for postponing what you ought to be doing, and go bicycling instead...

p/s: Disalin dari internet dan blog lama (thetmbikers)

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